He tried to delete the file, but the squirrel wouldn't go. Now, every year on October 1st, Arthur doesn't even bother coming in. He just leaves a bowl of walnuts in front of the monitor and hopes the computer doesn't hibernate until spring.
Arthur looked at the giant, pixelated squirrel on his screen. The squirrel seemed to wink. 1024x768 Funny Autumn Desktop Wallpaper">
Suddenly, the hum of the monitor changed from a bee to a chainsaw. Because the image was exactly 1024x768, it fit the screen with a terrifying, pixelated precision. The squirrel’s eyes—now the size of dinner plates—stared directly into Arthur’s soul. He tried to delete the file, but the squirrel wouldn't go
His boss, Sarah, walked by and stopped. "Arthur, why is there a pile of actual maple leaves coming out of your disk drive?" Arthur looked at the giant, pixelated squirrel on his screen