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With a final flash of purple light—the distinct glow of a teleport—the stranger vanished. In his place lay a single pile of 25 gold coins and a note that read: Buying GF 10k.

Guthix_Noob7 stopped mid-stride. He was draped in mismatched iron platelegs and a shiny new Cape of Legends he’d spent three weeks dying for. He turned to find a player leaning against the cold granite wall. The stranger wore a simple brown apron and a chef’s hat, but his eyes—rendered in the classic, unblinking style of 2007—seemed to hold a terrifying amount of data. 2048x1070 Old School RuneScape - Well hello the...

"Well, hello there," a voice rasped from the shadows near the basement stairs. With a final flash of purple light—the distinct

"I’ve been here since the world was flat," the stranger whispered. "Before the Grand Exchange was a glimmer in a developer's eye. I remember when we traded in certificates and feared the Evil Chicken like a god." He was draped in mismatched iron platelegs and

"Selling trout?" the stranger asked, his chat bubble appearing with a soft pop .