Barnaby didn’t bark at the mailman, and he didn’t chase squirrels. He did something much more devastating: . The Incident on the Velvet Couch
The day the famous photo was taken started like any other. Barnaby was perched on his throne—a slightly weathered navy blue velvet couch. His owner, a well-meaning but chaotic human named Greg, was attempting to "innovate" in the kitchen. Greg had decided that today was the day he would invent "deconstructed taco toast." 35999313_1828665960776332_4302808119576100864_n...
As Greg danced around the kitchen, accidentally dropping a glob of sour cream on the floor and quickly kicking it under the fridge, he felt a heavy weight on his soul. He turned around. There was Barnaby. Barnaby didn’t bark at the mailman, and he