Aladdin - - Givemethefunk

"Yo, Kid! You summoned the Funk?" the Genie boomed. "I’ve been trapped in that lamp since the disco era. You get three wishes—but they gotta have soul."

The Genie transformed Aladdin’s rags into a white sequined jumpsuit that glowed in sync with his heartbeat. He arrived at the palace not on an elephant, but in a that pumped 80s synth-funk through the streets. Aladdin - GIVEMETHEFUNK

When Aladdin entered the cave, he didn't find gold. Instead, the walls were lined with golden subwoofers and platinum records. In the center, on a pedestal made of frozen basswaves, sat the lamp. "Yo, Kid

With a burst of glitter and a slap-bass solo, the emerged. He didn't wear a vest or a ponytail; he wore star-shaped sunglasses and a cape made of fiber-optic cables. You get three wishes—but they gotta have soul

(Want a list of real funk songs to play while reading?)