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"I’m telling you guys," Peter says, slamming a beer down. "I’m the smartest guy in this room. I watched a whole documentary on how they make cheese last night. Did you know it’s just milk that got angry?" "Peter, that’s not how science works," Joe sighs.

Cutaway: Peter is at The Cheesecake Factory, staring at a 40-page menu. "I’ve been here for three days and I’m only on the salads! My family is starving at home!" famyli guy

The cat immediately begins spinning uncontrollably in mid-air. Peter watches it for a second. "This is like the time I tried to start my own airline." "I’m telling you guys," Peter says, slamming a beer down

"Ah, Brian, just in time for the apocalypse," Stewie chirps. "I’ve created a 'Stupidity Magnet.' It draws all the idiotic thoughts out of the surrounding area and condenses them into this little ball of pure, concentrated moronic energy." Did you know it’s just milk that got angry