He opened his eyes, forced a terrifyingly tight smile, and said, "Fine. Başa sal (explain). How do you plan to fix it?"
"Listen," Mammad began, waving a copper pipe vaguely. "I saw a speck of dust. Just one! I thought, 'Dadaş loves this samovar like a son. I shall polish it.' But the polish was strong, Dadaş! Too strong! It didn't just take the dust; it took the handle right off!"
The silence that followed was legendary. The neighbors held their breath. Dadaş looked at the silver samovar, then at the blue tape, then at Mammad’s hopeful face.
In a bustling neighborhood in Baku, Dadaş was known for two things: his impeccable mustache and his incredibly short fuse. His neighbor, Mammad, was the opposite—slow-talking, forgetful, and perpetually confused.
Instead of exploding, Dadaş simply sat down, put his head in his hands, and laughed. "In the play, it’s a comedy," he whispered. "In my life, it’s a tragedy."
"Explain? Explain how a piece of history becomes a piece of junk in your hands?" Dadaş stepped closer, his voice reaching the balconies of the three stories above them.
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