Nothing But Trouble May 2026

The trouble begins when Chris Thorne, a financial publisher, agrees to drive Diane, a corporate lawyer, out of the city. Accompanied by two wealthy Brazilian clients, the group misses a turn and ends up in the derelict "shire" of Valkenvania. A run-in with a stop sign leads to a high-speed chase by (John Candy), who hauls them into a nightmare. The Nightmare of Valkenheiser

The mansion is home to a cast of mutants and oddities that defy logic: Nothing But Trouble

The group is brought before the 106-year-old (Dan Aykroyd), a man with a prosthetic "dick-nose" who presides over a courthouse that doubles as a junk-filled mansion. The trouble begins when Chris Thorne, a financial

Survivors are treated to a repulsive meal featuring warm Hawaiian Punch and "ants on a log" served on a toy train. Bizarre Denizens The Nightmare of Valkenheiser The mansion is home

The judge punishes minor offenses with grotesque, carnival-like execution machines.