"This can’t be good for me, but I feel great!" .
For a full, exhaustive list of quotes from the base game and expansions like Apocalypse Weekend or Paradise Lost , you can explore the dedicated fan wiki pages . AI responses may include mistakes. Learn more
These are the lines most associated with the character's personality and the game's dark satire: postal_2_all_postal_dude_quotes
— Often said during rampages . "" — An escalating version of his request . Contextual Combat & Task Lines
— Frequently uttered after committing heinous acts or when the character commits suicide . "This can’t be good for me, but I feel great
The Postal Dude from Postal 2 is famous for his deadpan delivery and cynical, often transgressive humor. His voice lines, originally recorded by Rick Hunter , range from mundane errands to extreme reactions during the game's chaotic events . Most Iconic Quotes
"C'mon, hurry up, I know you got minorities to oppress" . Learn more These are the lines most associated
— Used when trying to get NPCs to sign his petition, reflecting the mundane nature of his "tasks" .