She likely moves at 60 frames per second. Give her space to "load" before jumping into serious topics.
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Give her a "role" in family events (e.g., "You’re in charge of the playlist/decor"). @TIMETOADULT My Daughter in Law is a whore.mp4
Avoid trying to "crop" her personality to fit traditional expectations.
Acknowledge the effort she puts into the "production" of her life. She likely moves at 60 frames per second
Expect curated outings, aesthetic dinner tables, and "main character" energy.
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📢 She isn't just a family member; she's an experience. Enjoy the show!